Ideal Characteristics of a FRST member:
- Stoke level of high to insane.
- Looseness factor of loose to way fucking loose.
- Ability to drink all kinds of beer, even Steel Reserve or Milwaukee Select in a pinch.
- Honors the bootie beer tradition in the unlikely event of water craft separation.
- Has a penis or a vagina, but not both.
- Strong class V swimming skills.
You too can join the FRST and become a swimmer today! Impress your friends! Land hot dates! Star in B-team kayaking videos on YouTube that no one will watch!
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