Stupid lines but good times. FRST at its finest.

 
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Ideal Characteristics of a FRST member:

• Stoke level of high to insane. 
• Looseness factor of loose to way fucking loose. 
• Ability to drink all kinds of beer, even Steel Reserve or Milwaukee Select in a pinch. 
• Honors the bootie beer tradition in the unlikely event of water craft separation.
• Has a penis or a vagina, but not both. 
• Strong class V swimming skills.

You too can join the FRST and become a swimmer today! Impress your friends! Land hot dates! Star in B-team kayaking videos on YouTube that no one will watch!

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